Testicless

Literally 'without testicles'. Used to either state that something doesn't have any testicles, or to imply cowardice (i.e. doesn't have any balls).

"I think that's a chick with a dick..."
"No way! She is testicless."

"I can't jump off that!"
"You are testicless."

by happynoj March 6, 2009

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testical message

when one takes a picture of their own testicals and send it in a text message to one of their friends.

"Nate is such a douchbag, he sent me a testical message and my girlfriends thinks im gay now."

by JacketOFFJacketOFF July 24, 2009

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A fake condition that can be used as an excuse to get out of things.

Originated from South America from urinating in exotic rivers, ponds, lakes etc.

The worms travel up the urine stream through the urethra and into the testes. Then they eat away at the testes until there is nothing left.

Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "hey man are you coming to my birthday party on Saturday?"

You: "Dude I would but I have an appointment that day for my Testicular Worms"

Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "oh that sounds pretty bad man. good luck with your fight. Totes ok that you cant make it"

You: "Thanks"

*Testicular Worms win*

by DeathlikeJaguar November 26, 2009

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Testicular dancer

the exact opposite of testicular cancer... When a gay norwiegen dances on your balls.

my nuts hurt from ordering that testicular dancer last night

by rugerandcodie December 16, 2010

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testifiesto

A party in one's pants

Used in certain situations to make a party in one pants sound more formal and less disgusting

Inspired by one's Josh Myers silly antics

Josh : Hey carol want to have a testifiesto?

Carol: Ok timmy !, make sure there's tacos

Timmy : Don't worry, there will be plenty of sausage

by Yidu Sun December 29, 2011

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Testicle Peanut Juice

Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.

Omg, I just drank some Testicle Peanut Juice, and I can feel Jesus sucking on my balls.

by youngthug6969 June 1, 2018

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