Treacle tart

A women who appears to be a sweethearted, trustworthy, caring individual in public to people outside her circle of friends, relatives as well as relationships, including co-workers, but is actually supercilious in nature casting harsh and content insults often in fits of selfish rage. Based on a tart made from black treacle, a darker molasses, that has a distinctively strong, slightly bitter flavor that is disgusting if sampled from the jar.

"My sister is a total treacle tart." warned Joe to his friend Dan when his sister started to hit on him.

by D_WM July 14, 2016

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flarp-tart

Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.

'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'

by flarptart101 June 13, 2019

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Melon tart

A melon tart is a melon whos also a tart

Omg that girl is such a melon tart

by Lolace March 02, 2023

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Melon tart

melon tart means someone whos a melon and a tart at the same time

that girl is such a melon tart

by Lolace March 02, 2023

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Old tart

And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.

It is very kinky to get sucked off by a nice old tart!

by Bill Beef February 17, 2025

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