The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience

Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."

by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009

seent

when someone has seen your facebook message, because it says they seen it at a certain time, you would usually only have to use it if they had seen it and they have not responded, you would use seent; Pretty much the same as saw, but directly related to a fb message.

"I know you seent my message at 21:35, it's been 7 hours and you ain't got shit to say, acting like you ain't seent it.

by CRo12985 March 23, 2014

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen is the most hardcore drug on the planet

I am on a drug its called CHARLIE SHEEN but its not available because if you try it once you will die and your face will melt off and your children will weap over your exploded body

by Jwebby March 17, 2011

Charlie Sheen

Actor Charlie Sheen's drug of choice. Consists of cocaine, tiger's blood, and vodka.

Man, I got totally wasted off of some awesome Charlie Sheen last night.

by Flipflops76 March 25, 2011

Charlie Sheen

Slang for cocaine. This slang came to light after Charlie Sheen's infamous rants.

Guy 1: "Dude, you need to quit that Charlie Sheen. It will melt your face of and explode your body in front of your weeping children."
Guy 2: "Shut up man, I'm busy WINNING."

by omicron142 March 26, 2011

charlie sheen

a winner

charlie sheen is not losing

by aNOMNOMNOMynus May 2, 2011

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet

Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."

by smohr March 3, 2011