Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to slyly give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is then caught.

“Graham caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper in the toilet”

by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022

Sweaty lettuce

Really wet lettuce

That lettuce is so wet its sweaty lettuce

by Chicken Is Toast June 16, 2020

sweaty connector

The skin between a dudes balls and his asshole on a hot day. The skin connecting the two.

“ Dude, it’s so damn humid today. I shouldn’t have worn jeans. I’ve had a sweaty connector since I got to work.”

“ That slut Nikki was a nasty bitch. She sucked my balls & licked my sweaty connector before she even got to my asshole ! “

by ORAL B April 7, 2021

Sweaty meatball

Sweaty meatball

Nikola Jokic is a sweaty meatball

by FreeSpeechMatters April 25, 2023

sweatie pie

When you accidentally spell sweetie pie wrong and call your spouse it for the last 10 YEARS!!

That's great news sweatie pie. Don't check my armpits

by Dirty Dohnut May 29, 2016

Sweaty Vortex

When you're sucking a guy off from both ends, but doing it very poorly.

I watched it on DVR and Kuz was sucking so bad at both ends. The guy never came and his asshole still looked dirty. Total Sweaty Vortex.

by Bob Selvin December 30, 2020

Sweaty Megan

waking up covered in sweat after hallucinating on hemp or cannabis.

I ate way too many gummies last night and woke up with a sweaty Megan.

You better not eat that many gummies or you will get a sweaty Megan.

Bro, my sweaty Megan was so bad last night that I need a case of beer and a cold shower.

by Ranku78 September 9, 2023