scottish sweater

When youre jacking off while on your back and you vomit onto your chest.

My mom walked in while I was jerkin it and it scared me so badly that I gave myself a scottish sweater.

by The most putrid of poptarts February 10, 2017

kennys.sweater

this person is a tiktoker who post abt South Park xe’s trans and Omni (he/they/xe) they’re my favorite mutual and i love them

kennys.sweater posted about the new special

by Glowiingfairies on insta & tt December 21, 2021

Matthew With A Sweater

This is an neutral type of Matthew, they always wear a sweater no matter what temperature. They have an extreme liking to the feeling of cold, but does not care about heat at all. Most sweater wearing Matthews are very resilient to everything, and are very good with combat. About half of these Matthews know morse code and have hidden weapons on them everywhere they go. You should generally stay away or become A friend.

That is A Matthew with a sweater, I should stay away.

by Matthew With A Sweater January 26, 2022

Sweaterman

Man that wears sweaters in cold and hot days, and helps mout people in needs.

Omar Merino also known as sweaterman

by Jr16 November 4, 2008

Big Red Sweater

Imagine the biggest most oversized red sweater on the gayest person in the world. His name is Vincent John.

Joe watched the weather forecast and it called for rain. he then called Vincent John and asked him to borrow his big red sweater to be used as car tarp.

by Fluster November 5, 2004

cosby sweater

When one is perspiring excessively. Sweating like a black celebrity on a rape charge.

So hot im doing the cosby sweater.

by jaylo 80 January 11, 2016

the argyle sweater

this is a type of sweater that is very common but when found you cant just help but saying THE ARGYLE SWEATER.

Jim:hey man i wanna go get(says in rather loud voice) THE ARGYLE SWEATER.

John: dude i think you really need some help.

by phillipe vanderbilt February 14, 2009