Brown Sweater

when you dick is covered in poo

"god damn that hoe gave me a brown sweater" " Mom loves to give my bro brown sweaters all the time"

by ninjafighter157 March 26, 2021

Water Sweater

What you wear after taking a shower or bath also see bath robe

Just got out of the bath and my Water Sweater is soft and warm.

by viHartFan April 24, 2020

second sweater

A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.

Look at that dude! It's 100 degrees out and he's totally rockin' the second sweater!!!

by jTechMHz December 10, 2016

Freshly knit sweater

when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater

Steve: Man i just got a freshly knit sweater

Joe: Thank god its winter

by kingslushie93 June 28, 2011

Sweatering

Attempting to wear a sweater gracefully.

Janice has taken to sweatering, but some of her choices have been Bill Cosby-esque.

by Alsex, The Man October 19, 2010

Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.

While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.

by JackDaddy6294 October 5, 2022

Fuck Me Sweater

- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.

Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.

by itsgivingcvnt November 16, 2022