swapportunity

The opportunity to swap any snack with a low-cal snack.

Yoplait yogurt for Yoplait Lite yogurt. The swapportunity was being able to eat Yoplait Lite yogurt instead of regular Yopliat yogurt.

by HockeyT19BH35 July 28, 2012

swaps

v.t. secret substitute word for fornicating used when you are asking your friends if they would have sex with a person within hearing range. Advantage is it doesn't sound like a verb, much less a sex word.

So, would you swaps that melon-breasted cock snorkler or not?

by Chief Bootysmackah May 31, 2004

Cock Swap

Cock swap is when one party cock blocks, only to replace said lost cock with an alternative one.

Gay guy A is about to hook up with gay guy B, when gay guy C cock swaps causing guy B to leave.

by Gay Guy A January 17, 2009

swap

v. bastardization of "to swat". Origin: Southeastern United States, state of Tennessee in particular.

Hand me the flyswapper so I can swap that fly!

by fizzle April 1, 2004

dark swap

when you are bangin a girl/guy in the dark and you get off and tell them you are going to the bathroom. meantime your buddy is waiting to trade places with you, and your buddy preceeds to go into the room wher the girl/guy was left in the dark and finishes the job. works best if the second person doesn't talk to avoid comprimising the situation.

a.k.a. double dippin, taggin out, or calling the bullpen

dude, that dark swap we pulled last night was brilliant. she never knew it wasn't you when i was bangin her.

by rappatap November 26, 2007

Cock Swap

When two girls mutually agree to "swap" their respective boyfriend's cock for the other's.

Mary and Betty were tired of fucking their boyfriends, so they agreed to cock swap for the night.

by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

cincinnati swap

When two guys masturbate and, right before climaxing, line their dongs up so as to shoot their load into each others urethra.

Tad tried to give me the cincinnati swap last night but i dont think i can fit all his cum in my weiner.

by Tad Joffries December 14, 2008