food stamp poisoning

The physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.

Typical case of food stamp poisoning:
“Help your Momma bring in them groceries, Young Ones. I hear her huffing up the walk. You know she can't make it up them porch steps with them big bags of chips and soda pop she done got us for supper.”

by ewobbel October 27, 2011

Stamp

Verb, To falsify something, to make obsolete.

Todd: Yo man, you said I could borrow your gameboy yesterday.

Ben: Yeah, but I stamped it, so now I don't have to.

Todd: Man, you stamp everything.

by Nai May 5, 2005

hippie stamp

when someone doses a person with an EXTREMELY high dose of LSD and/or other dosable hallucinogenic/ highly mind altering substances that is guaranteed to cause a horrific experience. mostly for the purposes of revenge, payback, genuine dislike, etc.

that mother fucker hippie stamped me last night at the show, i only owed the dude 50 bucks

by bingobangobongos August 5, 2010

Cat stamp

A stain that cat leaves on any surface after going to the bathroom and not cleaning itself properly.

Your cat has just cat stamped my shirt.

by BrattyNatty August 23, 2012

Camel Stamp

Female version of "Tea-bagging."

Girl: Haha, I just tea-bagged you!

Guy: No. You just Camel Stamped me!

by Marisa Figueroa July 1, 2012

Happy stamp

A male tramp stamp; located at least 2" under the naval and directly in the path of a growing "Happy Trail".

Mike just got a Happy Stamp and is waiting for the hair to grow back.

by LWeezy September 1, 2013

pykie stamp

A stamp that has NOT been franked and is peeled off and reused = Pykie Stamp

You receive a letter/postcode and the stamp has no Royal Mail markings. Peel off the stamp and stick it (with prit stick if required) to your letter/card. Thank you Royal Mail, make your 1st class stamp go further by using your Pykie Stamp

by PrincessMondo February 20, 2014