When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.
The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....
by Bushkunty April 15, 2020
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I'm racking my brain why he won't return my calls and I think he's either in Jail or having a surprise baby.
by Books January 15, 2015
Get the Surprise Baby mug.The shaq surprise aka The slippery Shaquille is a move performed by the male in the relationship where they bend you over and give the old fashioned wrap around.
Ayoooo shalisa didn't big hommie come over to da crib last night. Hell yeah he slipped me the shaq surprise and afterwards I was shaq shocked
by Chunky chungus October 24, 2020
Get the Shaq Surprise mug.When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.
My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.
by Marky Benjamin June 7, 2010
Get the Spaghetti Surprise mug.To borrow an object without the owner's permision. Usually without any intention of giving it back.
Basically, a more friendly form of stealing.
Basically, a more friendly form of stealing.
when somebody is looking for their missing dvd, you can say you surprise borrowed it without getting into trouble!
by Rogieo February 11, 2007
Get the Surprise Borrow mug.When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes
by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021
Get the Chewbacca Surprise mug.Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.
James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"
by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011
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