Surf Mermaid

a mix between a surfer and a mermaid!an experiment gone wrong!

Diane Drews

by ANONYMOUS (DD RH) February 22, 2003

carpet surf

A lesbian public display of affection, where one female (usually the one in the "male" role) rubs the vaginal area of the other. It is termed "surfing" as the recipient is fully clothed, no penetration is made. Amongst lesbian circles, it's seen as a friendly "hello".

I saw this girl carpet surf this other girl at the club last night at the bar, they weren't shy about it or anything.

If that carpet surf goes any longer we're going to need a mop and bucket.

by C Grim January 27, 2014

Surf and turf

If you spend a lot of money on a girl especially if it's her suggestion, it's socially expected that she plans to put out.

Guy1: Last night I took Stacy out and she ordered lobster and she didn't even give me a bj.

Guy2: Man that should've been a total surf and turf what a bitch.

by Swagger-jagger August 23, 2014

swag surfing

online shopping, especially shopping online for clothes

its almost time to go back to college...i think ill do some swag surfing!

by Nate m fin Henry January 08, 2010

surf 'n jerk

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

by Murry D. February 07, 2007

Surf Party USA

The new way to say off the hook according to Tracy Jordan on 30 rock

Liz-This party has to be off the hook!
Tracy-People don't say that anymore! they say surf party USA!

-how was the party last night?
-it was surf party USA!

by 30rockfan11 January 04, 2011

Surfing the crimson wave

Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

by jdi May 11, 2004