phantom stroke

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.

2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.

Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.

by flacker October 7, 2005

stroke-gasm

A stroke-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gets when he strokes his dick and has a cumgasm.

I'm taking a 300mg Viagra, getting stoned, and having 3 or 4 awesome fleshlight cum-rush stroke-gasms tonight!

by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

stroke

The movement associated with throwing a ping pong ball in beriut.

Wow, that was a nice stroke!

by Dizz May 13, 2005

Stroke

a person from the band The Strokes- ((refers to Jules Stroke, Fab Stroke, Albert Stroke, Nik Stroke, Nick Stroke))

"I think I just saw a Stroke" instead of "I think I just saw Albert Hammond Jr."

by deharlot April 16, 2006

Master stroke

An act by PM Narendra Modi, real or imaginary, that gives his bhakts extreme erotic pleasure leading to a collective orgasm, and which acts as a short-term remedy for their acute depression.

P.S. - This is copyright protected. ;)

In a master stroke against black money, Modi announces demonetization.

by Nilim January 5, 2017

Stroking the Violin

Like violin makers would use in the past, the "stroker" takes the intestines of a cat (small or large) and masturbates with one end while putting the other end in their ass

Timmy was caught stroking the violin yesterday and was quickly imprisoned

by oni102 April 6, 2009

No-stroke

-A lack of performance in the bed, such as one like will johnson.
-Also used as an insult to tell someone that they are no good in the sheets.
-Also known as the "Will"

(There are signs to know if you have no-stroke)

-If you have ever thought you had a "vicious stroke". Odds are you don't.
-If you can only get with girls half your age or quadruple your size...odds are you have no-stroke.

-Damn! He just said you got "no-stroke"! You gunna let that shit slide?
-Boy your dick was weak as shit. You got "no-stroke"! Man your stroke was as bad as Wills!
-Damn she said your dick was like "will"?! You have "no-stroke"
-DUDE YOU HAVE "NO-STROKE". "Well I think my stroke is pretty vicious."
-I so would hit that chubby white chick right there...you know Imma chubby chaser...Yea thats all you can hit...real women don't want a guy with "no-stroke".

by magicbumm328 August 11, 2010