by Streensley December 18, 2020
Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.
PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!
by Dougtwin September 16, 2017
Someone who will always stay a stranger to you, yet they help you go through some tough times and are always there to talk with you about anything. Most of the time these are either people you meet online or someone like a bartender.
"Hey man you ok? You seem kinda down"
"I'm fine thanks, i've talked with my personal stranger about everything already"
"I'm fine thanks, i've talked with my personal stranger about everything already"
by Kyorith May 04, 2023
Josh: "I went home with a girl from the bar the other night. When we got naked I realized she had a butt plug in the whole night!"
Brandon: "Oh yea! She had a stranger in the dumpster. It's alot more common than people think."
Brandon: "Oh yea! She had a stranger in the dumpster. It's alot more common than people think."
by mediocrebeast June 10, 2023
When you are sitting in IHop and you reach for your bacon and realize you it wasn't your bacon.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.
by Young Jamal May 23, 2017
When two men, after jerking one another off shake hands to combine their semen in a firm yet moist handshake to seal the deal.
by urbn September 28, 2014
When you receive, or send, a message to someone you have hooked up with or had a relationship with in the past or wanted to but didn't have the opportunity.
This is the same as hey stranger but used in a sassy way. This sometimes means the other person wants something very much with you. It can be used in the middle of the conversation when to play with someone meaning something but not saying it.
This is the same as hey stranger but used in a sassy way. This sometimes means the other person wants something very much with you. It can be used in the middle of the conversation when to play with someone meaning something but not saying it.
by itreallymatters September 08, 2023