STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024

Liquid stranger

When you go to fart and realise you’ve accidentally wet sharted yourself.

Lou: “Ah fuck, I thought it was safe but I’ve just had a liquid stranger!”

by Calisraving December 22, 2023

Riding Stranger

Riding in a back seat of the driver and performing a reach around. (male and female)

Suzie is driving her car while Billy gives her a riding stranger from the back seat.

by Danzanzio June 28, 2009

Wookie Stranger

When a wookie rips the arms off of one or more creatures or droids in order to give himself a satisfying hand job.

Man, I feel sorry for that bounty Hunter who got the Wookie Stranger treatment.

by DirtyJedi April 21, 2018

Advanced Stranger

Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.

PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!

by Dougtwin September 16, 2017

The Super Stranger

When you sit on you non-dominate hand for 30 minutes and then jerk off.

My left hand needs a work out so I think I will try out The Super Stranger.

by PeachesCaden February 7, 2015

sweaty stranger

When two men, after jerking one another off shake hands to combine their semen in a firm yet moist handshake to seal the deal.

After each gentlemen came they completed the transaction with a sweaty stranger

by urbn September 27, 2014