Stoner

Someone who smokes a lot marijuana, multiple times a week or even multiple times a day.

Snoop Dogg is such a stoner, I don't think he's ever sober.

by chikenboymemes May 8, 2019

Middle Stoner Syndrome

While smoking marijuana in groups of three or more individuals, sitting in the center of the rotation and suffering from the inability to recall the direction of which one should pass the pipe (blunt, joint, etc.) is referred to as Middle Stoner Syndrome.

Joe: "Who passed this to me?"
Ben: "I did, it goes to Rick. I've told you three times now."
Joe: "Sorry, man, my Middle Stoner Syndrome is flaring up."

by D'Kevin February 10, 2012

stoner glasses

big rimmed sunglasses that usually take up more than half of your face. stoner glasses are so dark that no-one can tell you are stoned. if you can see through the lenses, they aren't stoner glasses.

girl #1: oh man do i look stoned?
girl #2: totally, u better put on some stoner glasses.
girl #1: *puts on stoner glasses* great, now my parents won't notice.

by carito April 27, 2006

stoner drop

When you're so stoned that you stand up and fail to remember that there were lighters/weed/your phone/or random shit in your lap.

Anna stands up and goes inside.
A random lighter clatters to the ground.
"Where'd that lighter come from?"-Summer
"Anna must've stoner dropped it."-Alex

by baby tarzan November 4, 2013

stoner rage

When a person addicted to marijuana becomes aggressive, usually when they are not high anymore and/or do not have immediate access to marijuana.

Dude, my cousin flew into a stoner rage on our family vacation after not smoking pot for 12 hours.

by Emma Craig January 5, 2015

Stoners dictionary

Stoners dictionary..2 words stoners use alot when sitting around saying things like "let's get that word in the stoners dictionary" or saying "I know that word is in the stoners dictionary" but for those of u who don't know what the stoners dictionary is...it's just slang for the urban dictionary

Hey girl knowledge is power just so you know them stoners when they were talking about the stoners dictionary they were referring to the urban dictionary.

by PRETTY IN COPPER February 8, 2017

storm stooper

A Storm Trooper with a bad back

he's hunched over like a storm stooper

by BlackWidow06 July 23, 2010