stoner music

music best listened to when stoned

two good examplas are:
1. Pink Floyd
2. The Doors (from their last few years)

Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon is an amazing record, but its even better when you're stoned.

by [e-mail] April 30, 2005

stoner's code

mutual agreements of all those that smoke reefer.
Such as:
1) Do not snitch
2) Do not take greens on your buddys weed
3) When taking greens, do not burn the whole bowl
4) Do not be a scavenger, if you want a hit, either throw down, or wait until you are offered one
5) When offered a hit of a spliff that is not yours, take a hit only

these are only some of the rules that must never be broken

ME: You Snitched? That's totally against stoner's code

Mike: Who cares? I'm a total dick anyways...

by The trustworthy Cheecher December 30, 2008

Stoner boner

When you are so high on drugs you get a boner on

A: "I was so high the other day I got a Stoner boner!"
B: "Did it hurt?"

by Who gives a toss? April 1, 2010

stoner cough

A cough that comes deep from your lungs as a result of smoking too much weed.

Daishon: *coughs* I think I got bronchitis.

Trevon: Nah bruh, you just got stoner cough from all that weed you been smokin!

by justgord December 18, 2016

Stoner vibe

The ability to sense other pot heads in the area and evaluate the amount of marijuana they smoke each day.

Kyra: "Look at that dude! He's soo ripped!"
Andrea: "Wow bro, you've got that dank 'stoner vibe'!"

by Sam Binder September 21, 2009

stoner porn

Montages of nice nugs of cannabis.
pictures of marijuana plants that look like stoner candy

nug mag and high times magazine are the old school stoner porn but now its all on the internet.

by zachwarhawk December 7, 2010

stoner philosophy

Stoner Philosophy is a name given to any way of thinking or worldview/lifeview that is developed over time by an individual who smokes cannabis.

Not to be confused with 'Stoner Logic', which contains a much more comical slant. For example, a stoner might want cheese on toast, and so decides it would be a good idea to turn the toaster on the side and put both the cheese and the toast in at the same time.

Dude A: 'Dude, isn't it amazing, how everyone and everything is connected, and nothing really matters, and in the end everything just returns to the start and the whole cycle starts again, you know?'

Dude B: 'Nice stoner philosophy dude.'

by anotherstoner April 19, 2014