stepped on a bagel

putting oneself into a precarious situation, or an awkward situation in itself

man, you really stepped on a bagel this time.

i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel

by Steve the Magnificent February 16, 2011

Drunken Steps

A small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.

I tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. Next thing I know I'm asked to leave on the grounds I'm drunk

by Soreleg October 31, 2009

tijuana no-step

diarrhea

I went to Mexico and drank a ton of unbottled water and got the tijuana no-step.

Fuck. Those burritos gave me the tijuana no-step.

Get out of my way! I have the tijuana no-step!

by kringer June 08, 2019

Deb-Stepping

Verb. The act of someone who is being a "Debbie Downer", who continues to exhibit signs of whining or complaining.

Jake was Deb-Stepping at the party, because his girlfriend broke up with him.

by TKEsVeryOwn D.Scott January 01, 2012

Baby Steps

When you've been at it with your girl and you hit the 15 minute mark, and you're just tired as fuck and your thrusts begin to diminish to the distance of a baby step.

Josh: I.. I think I love you
Tay: Fucken get out of it with your Baby Steps

by (( (gyfgdfdf October 28, 2019

Step One

The first step of any endeavor; Don't get the HIV.

When John bought a House In Virginia, he violated Step One.

That crack whore didn't follow Step One.

by superwalrusninja November 27, 2009

STEP WIZE

A phrase used to describe the act of approaching a situation or making decisions with caution and careful consideration.

Example 1: "Before you make any rash decisions, it's best to step wize"

Example 2: "She step wize in her negotiations, making sure to weigh all options before reaching a conclusion."

Example 3: "He step wize in his investments, avoiding any risks that could jeopardize his financial stability."

by hahaaaaaaaa January 31, 2023