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The Bean Stalk

When you dip your penis in coffee and then get your girl to suck it off.
by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022
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creep stalk

Essentially this is when Chelcie goes past page 3 of google results about you and is essentially deep diving on you even if she refuses to acknowledge it. She may then be kind of bratty about it in a way that is cute but also super disobedient.
Chelcie creep stalked me all afternoon, then when i called her out on it she stuck her tongue out and waved her butt at me.
by Oxford english webster January 21, 2022
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pussy stalking

Is when a female is stalking her ex or a guy she can't have and getting fucked by everyone she see's him socializing with.
I think Maya is pussy stalking you my guy, she's already been fucked by 3 or 4 guys you might know this week.
by StopBeingGross September 19, 2022
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Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment
Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.
by Miktionary February 13, 2022
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spotify stalk

when you listen to whatever other people are listening to or, “ stalking ” their spotify feed.

example - on certain socials it’ll say what someone’s listening to on spotify, so someone who is spotify stalking would be constantly looking at what someone’s listening to.
person one - dude, where did these songs come from?
person two - i just spotify stalked someone and added these songs to a playlist
by em <3 September 11, 2021
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Swastika stalking

When you're out walking and someone has a visible total of four pocket knives on them. Especially the folding knife types. Swastika stalking is called that because four folding knives folds up halfway between open and closed to make a actual swastika double Cross, it implies but doesn't require the swastika stalker to be expecting their knives are going to get full very dull if they've brought four knives. Usually a knife is carried by itself or in pairs depending on the manufacturing process. The swastika stalker is essentially bringing the world's simplest p.d.w.
"Look over there next to the kegs over there, that guys swastika stalking. Let's go I think that guy could single handedly take the city if they walk quietly. I mean it lets go"
by Cody5050 September 29, 2021
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Organized Gang Stalking

A covert, systematic form of harassment where groups of individuals, often backed by powerful institutions or law enforcement, engage in surveillance, intimidation, and psychological manipulation of a targeted person. The goal is to destabilize the victim, discredit them, and create confusion and paranoia. Unlike traditional stalking, this involves multiple people acting in coordination, using tactics like spreading false rumors, orchestrating public harassment, and invading the target’s privacy. Victims of organized gang stalking often experience severe emotional and psychological distress.
"I'm a victim of organized gang stalking. I was illegally placed on a watchlist (9596690-00), and now criminal informants are using biometric surveillance to track me. This type of harassment is part of a government-funded program meant to intimidate and disrupt my life."
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 14, 2024
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