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Good Job Stain

The white stain found on colored sheets the morning after a long night of sex. Chemical composition is genereally 90% feminie juices, and 10% semen.
While making the bed after a night of awesome sex, Nick and Emily found the Good Job Stain where she was laying.
by Nikddik February 28, 2012
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Mississippi piss stain

The act of having anal intercourse with a woman reverse cowgirl style. Unknown to you she has severe diarrhea. As soon as you reach you cumming point she begins to release her bowels sliding off your penis and firmly sliding her ass all the way up to your face leaving a soggy strip of feces resembling a skid mark on your body. She then takes your hair and wipes her anus with it.
Girl: you wanna try anal for your birthday
Guy: sure lets do it
Girl: lets go
Girl: (whispers to herself "you're getting a Mississippi piss stain. Happy birthday loser")
by H-H McCou March 22, 2013
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College Station

A tiny speck of a town in the heart of Texas. It's entire existance depends on the money spent by Texas A&M students on alcohol. Drinking at Northgate is the main town activity.
Let's goto College Station and drink.
by Pablo the Caver July 22, 2004
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Cum Stained Clothing

n. Any of various articals of clothing used to wipe ones penis afer masterbation.
1)My cum stained clothing is located in my underwear drawer under 4 pairs of boxers.
by Me-Who-Hates-All May 13, 2005
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shit-stained-balls

disorder that occurs when, as you wipe your ass after pooping, you wipe back to front, spreading said poop to your balls. If done repeatedly, your balls will retain a shit-esque tint.
No, no, no! Front to back, not back to front! Are you trying to give me shit-stained-balls?
by Andrew H Smith May 31, 2006
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dookie stain

Deriving from dookie. To leave a streak or smudge of poop on an article of clothing.
Yo, Compel got a dookie stain on the back of his jeans son!
by Big Hollywood September 29, 2006
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Masturbation Station

The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.
Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.

Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.

Guy 1: Ewwww

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!

Guy 2: Ahhh gross
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010
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