Sneezure

When a sneeze comes out of nowhere and happens again...and again...and again. You sneeze so many times in a row you can hardly catch you’re breath. People around you stop saying “Bless you” because you’ve sneezed so many times. When it’s finally over, you feel a great sense of relief.

Adam: *A-choo!!*
Steve: “Bless you”
Adam: *A-choo!! A-choo*
Steve: “Bless you again”
Adam: *A-choo!!!!*
Steve: “Damn dude. It looks like you’re having a sneezure”

by WonderlandQueen June 3, 2019

[sangria squeeze]

(noun)- formed from the old english term "sango" meaning " to juice". it involves squeezing a females breasts until sweet alcohol leaks from the pores.

O edward, did you give her another sangria squeeze in the water of the quarry?

by dankyne July 1, 2007

lone squeeze

the love of one's life; a wife or husband; more than a girlfriend/boyfriend or one night stand; one that is shown dedication and love for.

Minister: Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded Lone Squeeze?

by Haley D December 22, 2008

Mexican Squeeze House

basically a rub and tug of the 2014 generation the name orginates from mexico where the squeeze house was a sex spot and all sorts of genetals have been in and out of there

jimmy was at the mexican squeeze house the other day

by hitlers cousin fred December 16, 2014

Double squeeze

When a hoe grab yo dick with two hands and squeeze until yo eyes pop out ya head

Yo that girl gave me the double squeeze last night it was crazy!

by HIV123 June 16, 2016

Dick Squeeze

A hook up or "one night stand."

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

mc fruddle doodle squeeze me

an expression, usually exclaimed with an element of surprise or strong emotion (anger, happiness, etc)

Similar to: "crikey", "omg", "sh*t!", "oh f*ck me!", "skrib dub diddly darn!", etc.

Person1:
tf excuse me
you are fucking amazing
and if you think other wise your fucking wrong
periodt
end of discussion

Person2: mc fruddle doodle squeeze me ma'am

by lowknotokbutitsfineig December 8, 2020