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spunk-flavored lollipop

Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).
"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010
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Spunk Pad

Messy, grimey, trashed house generally shared by many. A unkept house. A residence with a catbox that is very used. A crib with a rotting kitchen and or destroyed bathroom.
After he graduated from high school , he moved in to a total spunk pad with six other losers
by TacomaMendo February 18, 2010
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Spunk Belly

When a woman has a flabby swollen belly and she wears tight fitting clothes for all to see it. Looks as if pregnant but is not.
Wow look at her spunk belly it's huge
by Ace P Princess May 25, 2018
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blow spunk

When one shoots semen all over themselves or near passersby after seeing something quite arousing.
by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014
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Spunk Dump

Verb. Take a spunk dump. Shoot a load out my dickhole.
I asked wifey if I could take a spunk dump on her titties just like I saw in a porn video while she was in the shower. She said maybe.
by KaySee101 March 7, 2018
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monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022
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spunk flick

The act of flicking spunk off your hand in a quick jerk and whipping motion. Mimicking that of a whip.
Here mate, I’ve just spunk flicked in your cup of tea by accident.
by chicken lee dersht February 5, 2025
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