Sprinkler Running

Waking up early in the morning and running through everyone's sprinklers without getting caught.

Jody and I were sprinkler running until we got the cops called on us when we broke a sprinkler by kicking it.

by SprinklerRunner January 17, 2010

sprinklerspritz

another term for a swimming class.

baby sister: jessieka... can you please help me with my maths sums?
jessie: oh i'll be back in a tick. i have a swimming class. i'll be back soon after sprinklerspritz k:)

by alaallallallal July 7, 2010

Springerite

A Springerite is a moron, idiot, dumb ass, stupid person of lowly self esteem, low life, trouble maker.

A term based off the Jerry Springer Show, describing anyone with similar actions as the people who have appeared on the Jerry Springer Show, which makes the person a "Springerite".

by Michael Thunder October 7, 2010

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

sprinkler

To cum on your others forhead and have it rain down their face.

I just went to Lisa and did the sprinkler on her.

by Carlos Mitchell May 1, 2016

Sprinklering

The action of your sprinklers when they water your lawn. Also may be, the splash of the water from the sprinklers hitting the lawn and surrounding yard art. Aka Grass Wetting.

Is it raining?
-No, its just sprinklering.

by Mrs of the Mr January 2, 2017

Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017