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Vagina Sponge

slang term used to describe tampon

or used to describe a guy who gets a lot of women
Julie - "can you pass me a tampon hunny?"

Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."

John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."

Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."
by jmd1993 May 18, 2013
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Clunge Sponge

Betty had to put in a clunge sponge as she just came on her period in the middle of town.
by BUM BOIL March 5, 2015
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Jam sponge

When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.
Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?

John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.

Bob: Wow, that's harsh
by Bobjones789 July 5, 2015
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magma splooge

A misshapen of sexual intercourse, when a mans erection tears the skins of the inner vagina, when seamen exits the vagina, the seamen is orange and red, the color of magma
Man I was doing this chick last night and I got a magma splooge, and then I got the fuck out of there.
by The man of power October 22, 2015
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personality sponge

Someone who is relatively quiet and will take to louder personalities and start taking on that personality
person 1: Hey, has Kelsey been acting different?

person 2: yea, she's a personality sponge......no thanks to Jessi
by swammer98 July 23, 2017
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Quantum Splooge

The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.
(Wanks)

“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged
by Grant Hansen July 10, 2018
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sexy Spongebob

To ejaculate onto a sponge and squeeze it over a lover whilst laughing hysterically
dude, my girl is such a fan that i gave laughed like an idiot and gave dat hoe a sexy spongebob
by IdiotsTalkSports April 28, 2019
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