spearsical

stupid or done without thought

Bobby: Oh great, did you hear that Marsha pulled a spearsical?
Max: Yeah, I heard that one night stand got her pregnant. Just like Jamie Lynn!

by AmberEfron January 13, 2008

spears-crazy

Wildly and publicly out of control. Typically descriptive of an out of control female's behavior.

That bitch was spears-crazy drunk! She fell off the porch and then wrecked two cars trying to drive home.

by E-DubW January 11, 2009

Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008

Spears

Noun: An idiot.

Don't be such a spears

by MyNameIsDave November 2, 2016

speaning

Typically a female practice, that involves speaking and listening at the same time.

My wife and her freind have been speaning for over an hour now.

by speaner June 16, 2018

Spenser

Spensers are normally very short until they turn 22. They are extremely salty towards most of his friends.

Spenser is a kind male but salty at times.

by Alicia Bark May 11, 2018

spenst

Protein Shakes og Amfetamin på pro gym

Snus i badstua , spenst

by Jølle? March 21, 2018