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mom's spaghetti

mom's spaghetti
To choke in a pressure situation. To fail to deliver on expectations when it becomes time to perform, often due to nervousness or lack of experience.

Taken from the lyrics of the song "Lose Yourself" by Eminem off the "8 Mile" movie soundtrack. In the movie, the main character Bunny Rabbit, played by Eminem, becomes nervous and chokes in an early rap battle competition. As retold in the lyrics of the song: "...his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti."
JoeZ often boasts about his poetic prowess, but when it comes to performing in front of an audience he's always mom's spaghetti.
by carlos valencia December 13, 2008
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filipino spaghetti

a style of cooking spaghetti which includes adding ketchup, processed cheese, outrageously red hot dog slices and 5 pounds of sugar (for every pound of pasta). it's so wicked, it could survive an atom bomb dropped directly overhead.
Newscaster: Breaking news, North Korea has sent a missile armed with nuclear warhead towards us!

Mom: kiddo, let's go to the bomb shelter now!

Kid: but mom, i'm still eating a filipino spaghetti!

Mom: just leave it there, it will survive, trust me.
by hipro October 16, 2011
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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. It is the central point of worship in the religion commonly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism or Pastafarianism, according to which it is The Creator and Overseer, watching our lives and our world, changing them as it sees fit, by use of his most holy noodly appendage.
Incredibly, this ancient religion was not well-known until its rediscovery in 2005 by graduate student Bobby Henderson. He shall live on forever in the afterlife next to the Beer Volcano. Due to this incredible rebirth, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is now one of the world's most edible and fastest-growing religions
I am a part of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
by funnyfunnygal August 31, 2009
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mom's spaghetti

when your knees are weak, your arms are heavy and you have one opportunity to capture it.
Emma was watching 8miles and started to feel mom's spaghetti
by crocsbeforecocks April 14, 2016
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mashed spaghetti

Used as a reaction to someone doing something equally embarrassing, Intriguing, and legendary at the same time
John: *puking in a bent over position while getting ass eaten*
Michael: now that's mashed spaghetti!
by Bigdiksadnigga December 27, 2017
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Wet spaghetti

Slang for someone that is clearly not straight ( Spaghetti ), but is in denial.

Froom the saying "you're straight as a wet noodle"
My gaydar says this person is wet spaghetti
by imspaghetti December 15, 2018
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ghetto spaghetti

1.Top ramen noodles with ketchup on it.

2. Common meal option the few days before the welfare check comes.
My baby mama make some good ghetto spaghetti. Mmm-mmm!
by Bully Girl July 25, 2006
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