Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.

Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.

by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

Shaking a skull necklace

if you have a necklace with a skull on it and if you shake it or show it to the person you hate, they have a 95% chance they will die in an accident instead of disease.

Sarah shows Amy her skull necklace and a long time from now Amy dies from a car accident.
Shaking a skull necklace is optional.

by DarkBunny January 24, 2011

Shaking the Cheese

Shaking your boobs.

Origin: I was making easy mac and I was shaking the cheese packet causing my tits to shake rapidly back and forth. Shaking the cheese.

I went to a strip club and she was shaking the cheese.

by CheeseMaster69 October 16, 2012

Shaking Mad

What you are when someone spoils the end of Breaking Bad for you.

Person one: My roommate spoiled the end of Breaking Bad to me while I was on the can.

Person two: Are you ok?

Person one: No I'm shaking mad!

by Dangerously Safe September 30, 2013

shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

by bigmacs November 30, 2013

Shaking a Dangler

When you are about to finish taking a dump but there is a small turd still hanging above the bowl and you can't squeeze it out, so you have to shake your butt around the toilet until it falls off.

Albert: Hey man, what took you so long?
Ralph: Sorry, I was busy shaking a dangler.

by Danolla December 19, 2014

shaking my mexican

When you're in the car and your friend is swerving in and out of lanes and they shake your chipotle

"Stop swerving you're shaking my Mexican!"

by Juan more time June 28, 2014