Semi-Smart Phone

A smart phone which randomly creates new words during texting making communication difficult.

Damn this semi-smart phone sucks!!! Love the blame game!

by SmartA55 September 4, 2011

Smart Car

What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.

*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.

**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.

Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)

Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !

by The*Original*SmartCarSmacker August 6, 2012

Smart Water

The water that dumb people drink

I’m dumb I’ll just drink my smart water

by The original dude August 2, 2019

Not To Smart Bud

"Not To Smart Bud" is a catchphrase is commonly used as an interjection to point out a person’s mistakes.

"Aww man I just just fell over in front of a cute girl I liked"

"Not to Smart Bud"

by Monkeyspan June 12, 2012

smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.

Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Smart Ass Bitch

Smart ass that has a higher than average intelligence.
Better than a dumb ass
...

1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!

2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.

Brandy Bedford...... she is a Smart Ass Bitch, I'm going to grow up to be a smart ass bitch just like her. I wanna be the next B.B.

by Army_Wife March 26, 2013

bow-tie smart

There is regular smart and then there is bow-tie smart.

"shit, that dude is smart"
"no way man, that mother fucker is bow-tie smart!"

by I know the wigged avengers May 6, 2008