scotch and sirloin 

To urinate and dedicate at the same time while suspending yourself, face down, horizontally in a stall in a public restroom.

I swung by the restaurant and laid down a mean scotch and sirloin in the bathroom.

scotch and sirloin by Flattop72 March 23, 2023

schwaisted Sloth

A name referring to an individual who is completely inebriated and cannot function at a normal speed.
Also a mascot to the university of E&E

He had like 12 shots in 30 minutes... I've never seen such a schwaisted sloth in my life!

schwaisted Sloth by slother111 December 15, 2009

Proper slothin' 

To be bragging about that you look haggard

A girl goes to school, with hair a mess, and wearing sweats. ''i'm Proper slothin' today bhys''

Proper slothin' by Lollipop1234567890 November 25, 2010

jungle sloth

An over-righteous, pretenticous know-it-all chubby chaser with an addiction to making people feel dumber than it is.

that person in our class is such a "jungle sloth"

jungle sloth by sloth hunter101 April 6, 2011

Sour Sloth

The Sour Sloth is the sexual act of taking your girl from behind, fucking her hard enough that she walks slightly bent over afterwords. The sour part comes next(and also on her face), Simply bust a nut into her nostrils right before she asks to cuddle. Thus; she sluggishly wanders like a Sour Sloth to the bathroom to get cleaned up.

Person 1: My girl and I decided to experiment with different kinds of sex acts last night. Person 2: Oh yeah? Cool. What'd you end up doing? Person 1: She got kinky so I decided to turn her into a Sour Sloth.

Sour Sloth by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016

party sloth 

Similar to a party animal but with less trippin' and more kippin'

"That guy's asleep at a party, what a party pooper"
"It's fine, he's a party sloth"
"Well, thank god for that"

party sloth by sleep_a_lot December 17, 2016

The Sloth 

Sexual position in which one holds onto their partner aloof, swinging like a sloth from a tree, with full penis insertion.

Let's do The Sloth

The Sloth by kingflippynips420 June 25, 2017