Slaugh

A mixture between smiling and laughing

I told Richard this joke yesterday, he was slaughing his ass off!

by BUTTHOLEBANDIT March 3, 2017

sleigh ride

Similar to a donkey punch, except you grab her hair and proceed to punch her in the back of the head, so that it pulls her hair, too.

by Makis August 22, 2003

lambs to the slaughter

the definition of the phrase lambs to the slaughter is that you play among us without knowing there is an impostor

he went around and did his tasks not suspecting his death to be around the corner

lambs to the slaughter

by dudesup123 October 14, 2020

couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.

The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.

by 2bilious January 11, 2012

Sledgehammer

A tie with an overly exentuated knot, that resembles a sledgehammer.

GUY 1: 'I'm sick of my boring old tie'
GUY 2: 'Why dont you spice it up with the SLEDGEHAMMER?'
GUY 1: 'Alright!'
(GIRLS SWOON UPON LOOKING AT THE SPLENDOR OF WHAT IS THE SLEDGEHAMMER)

by himz February 16, 2008

Slaught

when jeans are behind the tongue of your shoe.

your jeans are slaughting

by kennedykids January 9, 2011

sledgehammer

A young man who attends Kingswood School in Corby, England. He's around 14 years old as of 2004 and wears a tight leather jacket with ankle swinger trousers. He looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Lemmy. His name originates from a friend who looked at him and thought (For some random reason) of the Peter Gabriel song 'Sledgehammer'.

::Insane laughter:: Look! It's sledgehammer! Let's sing the song: "Sledgehammer!"

by Ronald Edgar February 5, 2004