Flap Slapping

A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.

On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping

by Doctor Bozzknocker May 1, 2010

Slapping the Cactus

(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.

A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.

"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"

Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"

by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010

Sleeping on the low

When you're having sex with someone and someone else walks into the room, but doesn't notice you're having sex, so you keep having sex, and they still don't notice. The other person is surely an idiot if you can pull off sleeping on the low. -Created By Ashdrianna

*Roommate walks into the room and falls asleep an hour later*
*Next morning he wakes up and notices girl leaving the room*
Dumbass Roommate: "Ay man when did she get here?!?"
Me: "Dumbass she been here since last night, you didn't notice cuz we were sleeping on the low ;)"

by ProcrASHtination May 11, 2015

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

rabbit slapping

When you're fucking a bitch and your balls slap the top of her pussy

Dude, i was rabbit slapping this bitch so hard she couldn't walk the next day

by mynameismarky November 17, 2013

Co-sleeping

a practice of upper-middle-class hippie white people used to avoid having sex with their spouses, and to maximize cuddle time with their oh-so-precious children. Aka the“family bed,” it is justified by culturally appropriating sleep practices from impoverished cultures who need to sleep together because they live in a one room hut.

We’re still co-sleeping with our 14 year old twins because it brings us closer together as a family. It’s very common in other cultures....

by Cheetah77 August 8, 2018

lowkey slapping

What you say about someone you haven't noticed is hot before.

*See's someone who is usually average but is looking hot today*
Me: "Damn! They're lowkey slapping!"

by iamlowkeyslapping June 2, 2018