shop habib

shopping at a store owned by someone of middle eastern descent. or buying gas, cigs, beer, etc. at a store owned by someone of middle eastern descent.

denise: "hey just stop there at the clark station i need cigarettes."

becca: "sorry girl, i dont shop habib!"

by beccccahh November 5, 2008

online shopping

An otherwise great form of shopping where you can buy whatever you desire without a single interaction. Except for the fact that the item takes a fucking week in order for it to get to your house. I mean god damn, you'd think that with all the planes and drones we have nowadays it'd be quick but nooooo, it has to go through processing bullshit, which apparently takes even longer than shipping it across the country. We have to wait 5-7 days before we actually get the item we want, and if it's coming from over seas it takes even longer. And don't even get me started on shipping fees.

*Me online shopping*
Me: Wow an awesome Rubik's cube. (clicks buy)
(4 fucking days later)
Me: It's still not here >:(

by Dubiks February 27, 2019

potato-shop

drawing or 'photoshopping' potatoes into pictures
Usually making your friends look intellectually challenged by holding or staring at the potato

"I just potato-shopped you sucker"

by potatoshop October 20, 2013

Porn Shop

A store that sells pornography.

Jon - "I went to the porn shop yesterday."

Kevin - "What did you get? Or were you just checking it out?"

Jon - "I got a porn movie and a magazine. There's a lot of freaky stuff in that store though..."

by AFiiziii July 31, 2010

loganpaul.com/shop

A website full of drugged clothing that will make you regret being born and most likely will make you want to commit suicide.

Boy: I want to kill myself all because of your hoodie.

Girl: I got it at loganpaul.com/shop if you want one.

by White choch January 28, 2018

talking shop

(n.) a place where discussion is all that happens, and nothing actually comes out of it. The origin is the League of Nations, precursor to the United nations. The League had no armed forces, and no decisions could be enforced.

The United Nations is becoming a talking shop.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Shopping cart

A shopping cart is, to the untrained eye, a device for holding your groceries. But, to a skateboarder, a shopping cart is an obstacle you can ollie over, grind, and ride in. To find an abandoned one of these is like finding a ticket to FUN!

Today I ollied over a shopping cart from a 3 foot ledge.

by Ricky Benda May 31, 2005