Seattle Basic Bitch

Is the typical angry female seen staring at her phone or just plain looking angry.If you make eye contact with this beast she will start pointing at you and screaming misagynist, oppressor,or any other litany of feminist anti-male buzzwards.

Man did you hear that Seattle Basic Bitch going off on that guy for asking her if she wanted a drink at the bar last night.

by SingleSeattle November 2, 2015

Seattle Swashbuckler

When a male tightens a belt as much as possible around a girl's neck, making it impossible to swallow. He then pours a scolding hot pumpkin spice latte down her throat, burning it. After which he ejaculates into her mouth and loosens the belt so she swallows a nice mixture of saliva, semen, and pumpkin spice latte.

Guy 1: "Hey man I totally gave this girl the HOTTEST Seattle swashbuckler last night, no pun intended"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"

by Aryan Leader November 6, 2015

Settea

set·tea
/seˈtē/
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nounBRITISH
A server or buffet used to serve tea.

The woman inherited the settea and tea set from her grandmother.

by RbtArt September 21, 2019

Seattle Semenhawks

A very funny name to call the Seattle Seahawks. Eagles fans like me call them that.

Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!

by Not a legend 27 January 5, 2020

Seattle Prep

where all them stuck up seattle kids go. often many students have addictions even though they have been given many chances in life. the bitches are the most stuck up ones here, they got a stick so far up they’re ass they can’t see they future of them becoming a hooker.

guy 1: “yo that bitch goes to sea prep”
guy 2: “why her insta say ‘Seattle Prep!’, ain’t nobody gives a shit”

by penistosociety August 12, 2021

Jet Setter Lag

This is a cooler way to describe someone that leads a jet setter type lifestyle having a hangover without inferring they are a lush

Rich was having a rough day after coming down with "Jet Setter Lag"

by Richie L February 3, 2014

Seattle Squat

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.

I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.

by Tant Lover November 16, 2006