Schmoinker

A different way to say your meat, you know what it is, you know how it be

Tell shawty to hop off my schmoinker

by Yesssir21673 August 12, 2025

Scamooch

Scooch over

Dave: Scamooch you're in the way
Lily: Oh okay

by Dictoners September 25, 2025

Schmoo

Goop of some sort, usually very viscous and hard to remove.

Aww, it's all covered in schmoo.

by wonseventimesgotnothing October 8, 2025

Schmocking it

Someone who looks like spock who is jerking it.

Woww I just caught Shawn schmocking it in the bathroom wearing his blue coat.

by SCHMOCKING IT May 1, 2025

Schmoo

very prone to being molested

"Yo, that dude is so schmoo."

"Nah don't ever call me that. I ain't no schmoo!"

by Chip Chip Chip May 16, 2025

Schmock

To pull the penis out of the vagina during intercourse and wipe the precum off of the tip before resuming as a form of birth control.

I didn't have any condoms on hand, so I decided to schmock instead.

by Brad Sweets May 30, 2025

Schmokuddle

Schmoozing somebody whilst cuddling and smoking.

We are having a lovely schmokuddle by sharing this cigarette as we chat, flattering and schmoozing each other, whilst cuddling.

by Napaulalie January 24, 2026