Schrodinger's Shapiro

Schrodinger's Shapiro is a person who starts a debate and decides whether he was serious or not based on the outcome. Troll if he loses, serious if he wins.

Attorney: "And this concludes the defense regarding the case of property trespassing. My client is not guilty."

Judge: "I find the defendant not gui-"

Plaintiff: "Chill, your honour. I didn't sue him for real, it's just a troll."

Attorney: "Objection, your honour. That is clearly Schrodinger's Shapiro."

by Zangiuli February 14, 2022

Schrödinger's Socks

When you are having homosexual intercourse so you wear socks to cancel out the gayness.

Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.

by Cheetah_ man February 21, 2022

Schrödinger's Coder

A coder who calls his code "good" or bad depending on if people criticize it or not.

"My code is flawless and perfect"
*with one group* "Just joking, its complete ass"
*with another* "it's just perfect amirite"
"You're a total Schrödinger's Coder you know that right?"

by Avery Zap April 1, 2022

Schrodinger's shit

The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.

Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.

by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022

schrodingers schlong

The concept that a trap is gay or not gay at the same time until you see the schlong

Do you see that girl over there?
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong

by lordcatfood May 14, 2022

Schrödinger's Toilet

When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.

With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.

by SeagullSpit May 21, 2022

Schrödinger’s Whore

Someone who will completely whore themself out, but only for one person.

Girl: “I would be a whore for you and you only.”
Guy: “What are you, Schrödinger’s Whore?”

by MF Star Boy May 23, 2022