by brim October 17, 2004
Get the schoolmug. A lovely community where geniuses such as myself get to show off to the world how incredibly intelligent we are. For example, I am two grades ahead of other students in mathematics, learning about useful topics such as quadratic trinomials. Do not believe all the other definitions that you can read here, those are all accounts of students who are jealous of other student's brilliance. School is the perfect place to meet friends and grow in your passion for whatever you find is your gift or talent.
me: I am so thankful for the gift of knowledge that school gives me
my friend: I know, it is an excellent use of time and resources, preparing the next generation for their lives.
my friend: I know, it is an excellent use of time and resources, preparing the next generation for their lives.
by music maestro April 12, 2019
Get the schoolmug. 1. my kid stayed up 'til 3am last night completing an algebra project composed entirely of letters. WTF?!
2. I love 40-hour weeks when I'm 13 years old!
3. social life, family life, and sanity: kiss them all goodbye at the opening of the school doors
2. I love 40-hour weeks when I'm 13 years old!
3. social life, family life, and sanity: kiss them all goodbye at the opening of the school doors
by IBdeadsoon March 8, 2009
Get the Schoolmug. by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.
You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from class to class, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, also known as homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, school is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.
You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from class to class, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, also known as homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, school is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.
If you ever need to know anything they teach you in school in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE.
by sick of asphixiation. June 1, 2009
Get the Schoolmug. Did you know that school actually is the same as prison?
1) you may not leave the schools area. 2) you cannot have any weapons on you. 3) you are not allowed to use violence on anyone (not even the teacher) 4) you shall listen to the teacher. 5) you are stuck with the same people day in & day out.
1) you may not leave the schools area. 2) you cannot have any weapons on you. 3) you are not allowed to use violence on anyone (not even the teacher) 4) you shall listen to the teacher. 5) you are stuck with the same people day in & day out.
Mom:
"How was school today, honey?"
Me:
*whispering* "you mean prison right?"
Mom:
"What? I could not hear you"
Me:
"It went fine"
"How was school today, honey?"
Me:
*whispering* "you mean prison right?"
Mom:
"What? I could not hear you"
Me:
"It went fine"
by StephanieTheDictionary March 31, 2016
Get the Schoolmug. Six Cruel Hours Of our Lives where the teaches give us random knowledge that we will literally never use
I can’t believe I have to go to school tomorrow. Our teacher is telling us about the history of the unisvers which I’m totally going to need when I’m a marine biologist.
by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019
Get the Schoolmug.