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A phrase that automatically appears in the Gboard clipboard. Often used nonsensically and without context.
Person 1: Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

Person 2: What?
by JustKat July 6, 2022
mugGet the Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.mug.
A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."
Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005
mugGet the I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geicomug.
the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS
well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico
by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021
mugGet the I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geicomug.
A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...
Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...
by HalLloyd July 29, 2021
mugGet the I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicomug.

The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Saving Whales

The act of watching porn, arose when pornhub decided to donate money to save whales for every view they get.
Jack is a lone man, he loves saving whales.
by WhaleSaver101 May 23, 2016
mugGet the Saving Whalesmug.

saving dating for marriage

When you're too much of a pussy to date someone
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage
by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020
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