sand blastin

The act of an elderly man who hasn't ejaculated in 10+ years raining dusty cob web infested sperm on the face of a barely legal woman.

Omg I watched my bitches video of her sugar daddy sand blastin the fuck outta her. Shit was hot AF 😍💦

by Punnymuthalikr December 31, 2016

sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008

flipping sand

Action. When one jerks off while others and sleeping and flings the cum onto others.

Goddammit Jeff was flipping sand last night.

by Team Puma November 12, 2016

jake sands

a annoying little midget that talks rubbish everyday and pi***s you off 24-7

Jake sands is annoying and small

by George pig July 6, 2018

sand possum

A possum that lives in the sand. Very ornery, very indignant, and overall mischievous. Has a long, fluffy tail.

Look over there! There's a sand possum scrounging around looking for corn.

by cornbear June 27, 2017

sand brit

A Sand Brit is a derogatory term for Australians

"You see that fucking Sand Brit over there?"

by TheAnonymousTurtle November 23, 2016

sand roller

Simply put, a girl who wears excessive amounts of make-up almost as if she "rolls" in it every day. Usually a simple-minded prep.

"Man dat girl sexy, want me summa dat, OMNOMNOM."
"Nah, she's just a sand roller. Look how much make-up that prep has on."

by NHS Sucks August 5, 2012