Rule #5

There is no rule #4

Q: How did we get from not talking about fight club to rule number five?

A: Oh! rule #5 states that there is no rule #4. That makes sense.

Rule #5 by Ole Black Pee Hands March 2, 2011

Rule 3.14 

Similar to Rule 34 and 88
If it exists there is, or will be pie of it.

J: I feel like pie.
K: Okay, cherry pie? Apple?
J: No, I feel like... J pie.
K: okay, here, step into this pie tin and put this cream on yer head. J ala Pie. You've been Rule 3.14'd.

Rule 3.14 by Korana February 4, 2009

rule 42 

If it exist, there is a pony version of it. No exceptions.

Started by the brony fanbase of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
There is nothing wrong with non-ponified things, ponifying just makes them around 20% cooler.

rule 42 of zoidberg meme: "Need a new zoidberg? why not pinkie pie?"

rule 42 by DutchBrony October 30, 2011

rule 47-5 

Any kid in the presence of an adult can consume alcool

"Yay," Harry raised his fist in the air. "Let's go have a drunken house party."

"Harry," Sirius interjected a voice of reason. "You're in first year, you can't get drunk."

"Rule 47-5" Harry replied smugly.

"Oh . . . right," Sirius nodded. "Never mind, you can get drunk."

"Yay," Harry and Sirius rushed out of the room.

rule 47-5 by That guy over there flapping April 3, 2011

Rule 92

If it exists, there are spammers on it (e.g., Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

I just got a spam-mention on Twitter... Rule 92 is true!

Rule 92 by camiicentric June 1, 2011

Rule #101 

Rule #101 states that every single self picture uploaded to the internet has been masturbated to by a stranger at least once.

Hank: "Hey, did you see that grandma put her new profile pic up?"

Joleen: "Rule #101, buddy..."

Hank: "I don't feel so good."

Rule #101 by Kentenathien November 6, 2011

Rule 1 of Road Trips 

Don't be an asshole.

Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.

Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...

Rule 1 of Road Trips by VanguardVince December 12, 2012