cloudy river

Noun - A prank, or sex act, in which a party of 25+ men ejaculate into a large bucket or basin. Their semen is then diluted with water. The cloudy semen-water is then poured slowly onto another individual without their knowledge.

1. Steve passed out so we gave him a cloudy river.
2. That slut swallowed the cloudy river

by Fapstick Jenkins March 31, 2015

crimson river

when a girl is on her period

i am so emotional, i think i'm about to take a ride on the crimson river

by sassifrass5468 May 25, 2009

moon river

A wondahhful song from the movie Breakfast at Tiffanys:
Moon River
wider than a mile
i'm crossing you in style
someday
oh dream maker
you heart breaker
wherever you're going
i'm going your way
two drifters
off to see the world
theres such a lot of world
to see
we're after the same
rainbows end
waiting round the bend
my huckleberry friend
moon river and me

"Hey, are you singing Moon River?"
"Ya, I love that song"

by audrey<3 January 27, 2008

TRIN (Toms River Intermediate North)

A really small school. Almost all of the teachers talk shit about you. Mrs. Fronzak is never there and Mrs. Lang is like any stereotypical white woman that would take custody of your children. No one here is cool even though most of them think they are. Someone from here is probably loosing their virginity as you read this. There are to many fights to count. All of the white kids think they are cool if they dap someone up every second of the day, and as soon as the girls enter 7th grade the show their stomach like it's no one's business. Almost all of the girls here are hoes and majority of the boys are white trash or in a "gang". Oh and everyone is rich.

Those TRIN (Toms River Intermediate North) kids are thots.

by PickleRickDick September 12, 2019

down by the river

A reference to a series of Saturday Night Live (SNL) skits by comedian Chris Farley in which he plays an overweight, out of work, motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the river. He is routinely hired by concerned parents to speak to their children about the dangers of gangs or drugs. In response, he overstays his welcome, trashes the house with his physical, slapstick humor and scares the kids by using his life as an example of what not to do.

"If you do drugs, you'll end up like me... living in a VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

its much funnier when he says it, trust me.

by scoobydoo July 28, 2006

Dirty River

An alcoholic beverage must be drank to finish by circulating it among a group of friends until completely empty. Often, the cap is tossed out to eliminate the option of resealing.

We have 10 minutes until the cab gets here. Let’s dirty river this bottle of Fireball

by MeatBeatinKeet November 10, 2017

Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.

We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.

by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016