Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.

“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”

by Game is game May 18, 2024

Montana Ranch Catastrophe

This was when a man got a bull on his farm and or ranch par say and it got mad cow disease and went ape shit and raped a mouse with alien bouse

Montana Ranch Catastrophe: I dont speak, I dont think I just am bulll

by Mongolian Enthusiast July 19, 2025

Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.

Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull

by Hanshot let March 28, 2017

ranch attack

The act of sex in a dressing room

" he gave her a ranch attack in walmart

by Hfobaiaba December 17, 2023

Springwood Ranch

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.

Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.

by chaoticpoetry November 5, 2022

cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

Mad Ranch

When ordering food in a drive through and instead of risking only recieving two ranch by stating, "I would like a lot of ranch" you would state that you want Mad ranch in order to recive 3 ranch packets or more.

Customer : I would also like it super sized
Drive through attendant: Does that complete your order?
Customer: Yah can you aslo throw in some mad ranch?
Drive through attendant: Sure, no problem
Customer: Thanks dog

by Labuzaid July 28, 2011