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i'm a put you to bed

when u are gonna sex them so good u make them go to sleep
J.Holiday's song i'm a put you to bed

guy: hey gurl i can put u to bed!!
gurl: yea well see if your that good....
by carol aka buckii November 19, 2007
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i wanna put my dick in it

a person, place, thing, or idea, you want to insert your dick into.
joe: yo that bitch is fine!

jon: i wanna put my dick in it
by myniggachucknorris August 14, 2008
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rode hard and put up wet

describes having completed difficult or harsh, unrelenting work; it refers to the poor care of horses;

the words "hard" and "wet" also lend themselves to sexual innuendo, though they are not part of the original meaning
I just finished a 12 hour shift. I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

These kids have worked my nerves! I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

Related idioms: worked like a Hebrew slave; worked like a white-mouthed mule
by almost doctor April 16, 2014
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put it to bed

Just need a conclusion on this paper. Then I can put it to bed
by Bungalow Bill November 14, 2001
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put a ring on it

To marry someone, usually a woman. From Beyonce's song "Single Ladies."
"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it."
-Beyonce, "Single Ladies"

Marty: "Dude, let's hit up Big Al's tonight."
Brad: "Why, what's going on?"
Marty: "2-for-1 lapdances and $3 Jager bombs, dude."
Brad: "Jager bombs? I fuckin' shower in that shit!"
Both together (imitating "My New Haircut" scene and pointing in different directions): "Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!"
Brad: "I can't do it, broski. It's my 4 year anniversary with Stacy. I gotta take her somewhere nice, like Applebee's or some shit."
Marty: "Damn dogg, you're still hittin' that? You fin' to put a ring on it?"
Brad: "Hell no! I'm just in it cuz she's got a nice rack, a big ol' ass, and she's crazy in the sack."
Marty: "Don't worry bro, whenever you dump that shit and get back in the game the hos will be lining up. Bitches love nice, sensitive guys like us."
Brad: "Word."
by Nicholas D February 20, 2009
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Term perfect for every occassion, not offensive and will keep every one guessing what your talking about.

Derived from the more offensive phrase "Put your noodle in your poodle" from 18th century Asia. The more popular term now "Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky" was first used in Melbourne Australia, however its origins are not clear.
Put a little doggy in ya hanky Mike you dirty dumbcunt
by Archie Biglips November 1, 2006
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I put it to you

Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.


Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.

Should it be false, it can be ignored.
Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.

Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.

Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..


I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
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