A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush

Referring to the fact that when you're out drinking with your friends, it is twice as hilarious to see someone puke in their hands (preferrably so everyone can see) as it is when said person makes it out of sight to puke (like behind a bush).

That was embarrassing the way you puked in your hands at the bar last night, but you know what they say, a puke in the hand is worth two in the bush.

by SHQCKEY October 5, 2011

Bore off you pikey

One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation

Mother: please tidy your room

Me: not now I’m taking a dub

Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

heart-puke

an involuntary physical reaction on the gut from an intense emotional pain

As the hum of Jack's pickup began to fade, the pain of regret burst right into his gut and Ennis pulled over to wrench out a long, unsatisfactory heart-puke.

by linnaewen March 21, 2011

Pukes

The act of or the action of relieving your stomach contents in a matter of bile, food, or other stomach contents is projected from the stomach to the esophagus out of the mouth. Also known as throwing up.

Throwing up drunk or sick aka pukes

by DamionF May 19, 2010

pikeys

Persons who can be seen loitering in town centres during the day waiting for dole money and wearing full track suit apparell. Men brandish garish gold coloured rings and women hang horse shoe sized gold earings from the ears. Often accompanied by a smell of cheap deodrant and overuse of hair gel.

Shut up pikey, or I'll buy your house.

by Cilloette May 8, 2003

pokey bum fanny wank part 2

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.

''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''

by BeckiBbz December 14, 2006

Hokey Pokey

it IS what its all about

what if the hokey pokey IS what its all about?

by Webster Pappadapolis October 22, 2003