Pseudopedophile

Someone who is a pedophile, but not really.

that guys is into DDLG, he's a pseudopedophile

by holo456 October 9, 2018

pseudohigh

the high that you get without actually doing the drugs, but just from being around the people who do; usually just from breathing in second hand smoke

At the concert last night, there were so many potheads that even though I wasn't smoking, I got pseudohigh.

by Kate April 9, 2005

pseudossiah

A beastly white, mexican male with a jew curl and a top knot in a jean jacket.

spacefluffy is a pseudossiah

by pobudz April 30, 2006

Pseudofreshie

An upperclassman (usu. sophomore) in high school that exhibits behaviors typical of a freshman, potentially leading an onlooker to believe that he or she is in fact a freshie.

Those stupid pseudofreshies always clog the hallways!

by Gooogooooooooool February 4, 2010

Pseudoultraantidisestablishmentarianism

false extreme opposition to the withdrawl of a state-sponsored religion

If you think I'm actually gonna type that, you're crazy.

by Militant Liberal April 19, 2005

pseudoFruedian slip

A slip of the tongue that reveals ones true thoughts, specifically where those thoughts aren't related to sex.

I was in a hurry to get a documentation task done for a deadline and realized that I had typed Patience instead of Patients. That's a pseudoFruedian slip if I've ever seen one.

by Cynai November 30, 2006

Pseudonymph

Pseudonymph (adj.)- any girl who pretends to want you really badly. She may even do inappropriate things in public. But when you finally get a chance to get in her pants, she is a total prude.

Dude1: Dude, that girl at the party last night was all over you, I think I even saw her grab your junk. Did you give it to her?

Dude2: No dude she ended up being a total pseudonymph. I brought her up to my room and she just sat on the bed and wanted to talk.

Dude1: Totally sucks dude!

by dubbsfitty2 May 19, 2010