poop soup

A combination of dog and cat loaves picked up in the yard and cooked over a campfire. The bowl weevils and roundworms really make this a tasty treat.

"I put the poop soup back in fido's butt, where it came from."

by Running out of patience April 8, 2007

PoopAbout

A PoopAbout is a dog owner's term. It refers to the ritual that dogs must go on a "poopabout" every morning before their owner's head off to work. On a "poopabout," dogs trace their normal walking paths and poop from time to time, dropping fecal nuggets of canine information as they read their neigborhood P-Mail. PoopAbouts can be taken any time of day in any weather and will last anywhere from 10-minutes to 2-hours depending on the dog's bladder and intestinal capacities.

Before heading off to the cube farm today, I took the dog on a poopabout. It lasted a little longer than usual as he scarfed more than his fair share of chow last night.

by Nicki Dobson January 30, 2008

poop racing

the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the 'chute'.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.

shooting poop for all your worth, racing poop down a sluppry slide for death or glory. "poop racing"

by rndmvoo February 20, 2009

poopacoopa

(verb) The act of vomiting incited by the foul odor of poop (must be full-fledge vomiting to be a true poopacoopa).

I walked into the porta potty and poopacoopad after smelling the poop that was laying on the toilet seat.

by Spenara Romaird December 9, 2008

poop tugboat

1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.

2) Someone who is being totally lame.

- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!

-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.

by nicoga3000 December 9, 2010

Poop Commute

The act of pooping in one toilet and commuting pants less to the next to finish.

Josh: How was your night?
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.

by Jbyron9696 February 22, 2011

poop-dickery

when something goes wrong, is broken, or is not in you favor

i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one

by EastCoastPowerHouse April 7, 2011