pist

Pist = piss mist. When the CEO stupidly humiliates the janitor for no good reason ...

... so the janitor fills a spray bottle with piss, and uses it to "CLEAN" the CEO's office. Then the janitor quits BEFORE the CEO comes in the next morning. The CEO is PIST!

by Agnos Morehead August 6, 2006

pistol

Similar to shotgun and knife, it refers to a seating a car, this time meaning the back right window seat of the car.

I call pistol since he called shotgun.

by Marticus April 6, 2007

pistina

sum1 who explodes when u look at them

in english i looked at pistina and she exploded

by nadia & amy AKA farny & nadick August 27, 2003

pistch

When intoxicated and rushing to the bathroom, this is the little premature squirt of piss that escapes whilst turning the bathroom light on (flipping the switch).

Dick: Dude, I need some new underwear!

Tom: Why?

Harry: Yeah, why?

Dick: I just had a pistch!

Tom: Damn! That sucks!

Harry: Want some pretzels?

by nixontrix November 5, 2005

Pisto King

This is the king of all, the maddest of mads, and the insanest of insane.

Most admire this type of person.

"Did you see Theo kick that guys teeth out on saturday?"

"Yeah ! He izza 'Pisto King' ;D "

by CrazyKid ! May 20, 2008

pistoldragon

Is better than Dranzer1991, and owns championsbs in halo 3. Is also Nolan's bitch and wolfies toy.

Pistoldragon, yeah I wish I was him

by pistoldragon October 20, 2008

Pistivity

The continuous activity of being emotionally disturbed or pissed Off among the Christian Ministry.

"dang girl I decerned some STANK tonight on the stage during worship! What was up with that! "

"Boo Boo, you already know what Dat was. PISTIVITY!!"

"dang boo, the devil is a liar!"

by Vendettachild December 31, 2011