Palindrone

Any series of words, aside from "you betcha" and "doggoneit" uttered by US Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin. Palindrones are the same forward and backward: empty and meaningless.

On September 30, 2008, Sarah Palin said "...most of them...all of 'em...any of 'em. I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news too." when asked by Katie Couric which newspapers she regularly reads...man, what a Palindrone.

by DrAwkward February 21, 2009

palindrone

Palindrone, Noun: a speech given by or emulating in style a speech given by Sarah Palin. Palindronic, Adjective: like a palindrone; boring, unbelievable

I was fed up with enduring one palindrone after another delivered by the running mate; I went to a lecture on the workings of the brain, but unfortunately, the speaker delivered a palindronic soliloquy of disconnected thoughts that left the audience wondering, "Huh?"

by Cockaseega July 15, 2009

Palindrone

A political speech that makes exactly as much sense listened to backwards as forwards.

The 2008 campaign season speeches, as viewed on the nightly news, appeared as one seamless palindrone delivered by an obtuse, convoluted, conflicting and utterly bewildering phalanx of talking heads.

by S. Heriger February 4, 2010

palintology

n. study in creationististic (!?) thought:
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse

school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"

by phillydrifter July 7, 2010

Palin Express

See Siberian Slingshot, but instead of firing mixture towards any direction you must fire it in the direction of Russia.

Turn west so I can Palin Express your ass!

by GHB21 January 17, 2009

palintology

The earth science that regards fossil organisms and related remains as cave art created by the christians who instantaneously appeared on earth 6000 years ago.

The Palintology student unearthed the skeleton of what is accepted by the scientific community to be a T. Rex... exclaiming, boy the early christians were so good with marble and clay, their children must have had some great fireside stories about playing ultimate frisbee with these giant creatures.

by Polar Bear North January 21, 2009

Pullin a Palin

In addition to the current examples; The act of writing information on your hand you should already know, in the event you may need to reference it.

While we were at a bar, I caught my friend "Pullin a Palin" when I noticed his girlfriends name written on his hand.

by Biggestwhoop September 16, 2011