Space Poon

A condition that effects female astronauts upon entering the upper stratosphere. Under normal circumstances the affliction would be considered a run of the mill yeast infection. A yeast infection is caused by Candida albicans and other bacteria native to a woman's crotch. When these bacteria become too numerous, a vagina will emit foul odors and secretions. The Causes can be STDs, medication, clothing, diet, hormones or injury. In the case of female astronauts it is caused by hygiene and decreased atmospheric pressure. These factors contribute to increased pH and moisture, allowing bacterial colonies to multiply.

When female astronauts began shuttle missions they noticed increased discomfort in the downstairs of their space suit. Male astronauts, whose musky ball stank also did not go unnoticed, began to complain of a new smell. They likened the smell to a bottle of fish oil left ajar. The men eventually figured it out and coined the term Space Poon. So, If you are adapt at Asian cookery, or are at the grocery store, open a bottle of fish oil, take whiff and it will be just like being on the space station.

by Sloxx December 23, 2008

Winnie the Poon

Someone who likes to put their hand/mouth into the 'honey pot'.

Man he love the honey pot... must be a Winnie the Poon.

by F_loot April 14, 2011

Poon Pants

Clothes that emphasise a girl's readiness for some action. A girl is wearing her 'poon pants' when she is looking mighty fine and very do-able.

Anf: "Yo Midge, did you see Holly today?"
Midge: "Yeah man she really had her poon pants on!"
Brad: "I have sex with donkeys"

by Anf July 20, 2004

Poon Puff

A large bulge in the poon area of a female, probably made of hair or flab.

"Did you see Allie today?! Her cotton skirt was totally showin' off her poon puff."

"Yummy."

by HizzollahMofuggas November 8, 2008

ponsonby

to utter pure shit from ones mouth

i knew from his exaggerated stories that he was ponsonbying.

by sgt shitting backwards November 7, 2011

poon nanny

short for poon banana, it refers to the female genatalia when she splooges and her clam looks like chewed up banana

i cant wait until my next shore leave to go get some fuckin poon nanny

by vigz June 27, 2005

poon-bulge

When a womans vagina bunches up in her pants to create bulge-like form.

"When she stands up, check out her poon-bulge

by Jake T. Anderson October 31, 2006