Dog Pecker Gnat

A dude that is always around. A person nobody really likes that is always present or appears in a particular circle of friends, bugging, bothering or annoying. Never going away even after constant "swating".

I can't believe Tom is at the party, he's like a Goddamn Dog Pecker Gnat. He fuckin' bothers me.

by Marc B.Matthews September 5, 2008

Pickering

act of simultaneously denouncing lascivious behavior (usu. for political purposes) and engaging in that very same behavior

hiking the appalachain trail getting it on the side hypocrisy vitter

I heard that guy who called for Bill Clinton's resignation was caught "pickering" in a church!

by Degringolade July 17, 2009

pickering middle school

The worst school on the entire face of the planet . Filled with horny little fuckboys and bitchy popular girls. A lot of bullying happens here too . There is also a bunch of ghetto kids . School is rotting and is honestly older than dirt

Laquisha: “hey boo, what school did your great great great grandma go too?”
Bridget:”pickering middle school”

by Thiccynikki May 4, 2018

Peckertrails

The dried remains of sperm.

Dude did Webster sleep with some chick on your couch last night cause there are Peckertrails everywhere!

by davethenooch September 7, 2006

peckering

someone who is messing around or someone who is causing trouble.

Tim quit peckering around.

by zerousteve July 20, 2008

clacker packer

Someone who packs a clacker with their penis. Australian slang for a gay man.

Look at those two guys holding hands, what a pair of clacker packers!

by Harrytt May 5, 2008

Pickle Packer

1. One who enjoys packing pickles into the jar.

2. One who engages in rough anal sex

See fudge packer and peanut packer

3. The operator of a pickle packing machine at vlastic

I lost my job at Walmart - now i gotta be a pickle packer in Bushwick.

by Phtevey April 21, 2017