moms pearl necklace

the act of giving someones mom a pearl necklace. A.E cumming all around her neck after tit fucking her to death

hey dude, thats my moms pearl necklace!

by jay7500 December 21, 2010

Peaches & Pears

Being in a state of absolute awareness while evrybody else around you is dead tired.

David: Forgive me for screwing up it's like 4:30 in the morning.
Bill: Speak for yourself I'm all Peaches & Pears over here.

by Bystander Bill May 9, 2013

Pooty Pearl

A tightly wound ball of semi-biomass made out of the compression of underwear lint, public hair, various vaginal matter and fecal matter that acts as an emulsifier. Commonly found in the underwear of unkempt women between the vagina and anus.

We were totally hooking up, but when I took off her underwear a shit ton of pooty pearls came tumbling out! So so sick.

by WankKing September 3, 2013

Mega Pear

A body type some BBW have or the woman herself. Usually described as a woman with an ass so humungous and wide that her body resemlbes a pear. Bottomheavy.

Damn, she's a mega pear.

by ghostmanthethird November 14, 2013

Potato pearls

After you shave your ballsack and it's nice a silky smooth.

Ben: just shaved my nuts
Andrew: let's see thoes potato pearls!

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

eating pears

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

by Puntilla October 6, 2016

bonnie pearson

A very happy and joyful person who cares for everyone with a heart of gold

I smile when ever I see Bonnie Pearson

by Bonnie Pearson January 31, 2017