Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.
Persian smoothie
Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020
Get the Persian Smoothie mug.The exact degree of sin that you just committed. Expressed as "GUILTY-01" to "GUILTY-100". So a quick butt-pat of your secretary in the halls might be GUILTY-01, while a three way with and at your Mother-in-law's Bridge Club is GUILTY-100.
Allan was a recent groom, and as such he had not learned his persintage catechism. He thought that just "checking out a cute butt" was off the scale, but that has been judged GUILTY-27 for years.
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by Leon_Thotsky September 12, 2020
Get the persian69 mug.The most awesome person on earth to hang with. You could never go wrong with her in your life. She loves rap and Christmas songs. She is a very successful, beautiful, kind hearted person. She might always deny that she is cute, but you know it in your heart. She is the most funniest person you will ever meet. A great girlfriend. Might be lgbtq+. You can always count on a person like her. :)
Katlyn: You know Persia?
Ella: Yea she is my girlfriend and I love her so much :)
Katlyn: Oh ok i thought she could be mine
Ella: Yea she is my girlfriend and I love her so much :)
Katlyn: Oh ok i thought she could be mine
by persia's wife October 23, 2020
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by anonymous October 26, 2020
Get the persina mug.A Persian is a self-centered ignorant individual who always try to steal other identity to feel better about themselves. For example they are far from being a European race and yet they claim Hitler claim of Aryan race which is hilarious. Now when it comes to social status they always try to portray themselves like Model minorities such as Indian, East Asian and Jewish communities while they resembles nothing of their achievement and nobody sees them as those groups except in terms of income they are close because of they mostly own restaurants and multiple gas station, almost 80 percent earn their income from doing business owned places but not top professionals such a high techs, investment and or medical professions.
John: Hey That Persian is very rich.
Josh: Those Persian only make money doing low type business so what....
Josh: Those Persian only make money doing low type business so what....
by persianlier September 28, 2020
Get the Persian mug.The Persian S’more is a sex position, or act involving One person, likely a female, to spread their ass, as one other person, male, shits into the females spread apart ass. The male then nuts onto the females ass as well. The ass cheeks act as graham crackers, the shit is chocolate, and the semen is marshmallow. This creates the perfect, Persian s’more!
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