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Penetrado

The act of "aggressive salsa dancing", usually done against a wall. Is, or could be related to act of orgasm.
Guy: Hey, you like stuff
Girl: Well yeah, what'd you have for lunch
Guy: Shrimp and a couple tacos, so anyways, let's go penetrado.

"Beth, put your hands on the wall, for it is time I showed you the ultimate dance move of all, the penetrado"
by Woody11 January 8, 2006
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Penith

When someone or something hits your penis hard.
Owww My Penith!!!

You Kicked Me In My Penith!!!
by SMACKY FLAPPY December 9, 2015
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Peni Panini

Pronounced (PEE-NUY-PA-NI-NI)- An Italian style grilled sandwich, in which men's erect members (penises) are placed between to pieces of fresh bread. It is recommended to for the well endowed men to ingest an erectile stimulant such as Viagra or Cialis to help with the longevity of their erections while the sandwich is being pressed in a panini maker. If you do not have a panini maker, a George Forman grill will work as well. The Peni Panini is best served hot with tomato and fresh mozzarella. Manga.
"Dude, me, Ted, and Bill got all wrecked last night with Lisa. Lisa was drinking vodka, aka slut juice, and she started to get really hungry for cock. Needless to say, one wasn't enough. So four of us went back to my place and Lisa proceded to gobble down the Peni Panini that we served her with.
by PMOses November 12, 2010
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pedital

when a yellow car is spotted u hit the roof with your hand.
pedital!!!!
by t-mee December 28, 2008
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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Peni

Girllll, did you see how big his peni is?
YOU CLAPPING PENI CUNT
by Peniforlife August 31, 2017
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Facebook DP (double penetration)

When a person is talking on the phone or in the same room as one person, and messaging or posting messages to that same person at the same time
My homegirl and I are on the phone talking, and we are posting statuses back and forth at the same time., hey do you wanna Facebook DP (double penetration)?
by Manders85 April 21, 2011
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